Since it appears from my perspective that the entire world is on holiday,
I have enrolled in the Apifera Farm Summer Camp for Chickens.
Today we are learning important chicken behavior such as proper perching,
wing flapping without leaving the ground, running quickly so you can hide and
look like just another dandelion, and perhaps most important, digging holes to sit in
while lifting your bottom up so it looks like you have on big puffy underpants.
