Friday, June 15, 2018
Conversation with Chickens
"You are such a gluten for photo ops, as always!" said another hen.
"The wind will catch my feathers just right, if you would get out of my way so I can run!" said the first hen.
"Oh Lord, you are just too much to behold," said the second hen, and she got out of the way.
After they were done voguing for the camera, they came upon the blind chicken, Henneth, who was hearing all the commotion. She stood at attention, catching what was going on by intuition.
"Watch this," said one of The Secret Sisters, and she quietly snuck up behind Henneth and looked up her underpants.
"That's mean, she can't reciprocate," said the other Secret Sister.
"I don't mind," said Henneth, "I do have beautiful underpants."